C/G 
I’m a semi functioning human 
                          G 
but I’ve done pretty well so far 
        F                      G 
sure I slept in till like three 
E7                         Am 
but I made a great cup of tea 
F                    G         C   C/G 
so that’s one gold star for me

C/G 
I might forget your birthday 
                             G 
I might not even know your name 
     F                  G 
but if you tell me a secret 
E7                     Am 
it’s as safe as it can be 
F                  G        C 
so that’s one gold star for me

F                            C         G 
no there’s nothing wrong with falling down 
F                C   G 
forgetting your keys is allowed 
F              C  E7  Am 
I cry at every film I see 
D7                                              G 
but I’ll give you the best hug that you’ve ever received

C/G 
oh I can barely count to ten in the morning, 
                             G 
my eyeliner will never even out 
F                         G 
but I’ll smile till I’m blue 
E7                     Am 
so that you will smile too 
F                    G       C    C-G-C 
so that’s one gold star for me