[Chorus]
G 
Well, I figure I'll 
                C 
Buy me a motorcycle 
         G 
Wrap her pretty little frame 
         D/F# 
Around a telephone pole 
G 
Ride her off a mountain 
           C 
Like old Arlo 
G                    D/F#   G 
Figure I'll buy me a motorcycle
[Verse]
G 
Well, I figure I'll walk 
              C 
To the liquor store 
       G 
Thunderbird, two bottles 
      D/F# 
Maybe three, maybe four 
G 
Follow my feet 
               C 
Down the Music Row 
G 
Pour it on the pavement 
         D/F#         G 
Like you would a tombstone
[Bridge]
                 C 
Like you would a tombstone 
                 G 
Like you would a tombstone 
G 
Pour it on the pavement 
         D/F#         G 
Like you would a tombstone
[Instrumental]
G C G D/F#
G C G D/F#
G D/F# G
[Verse]
G 
Well, I figure I'm weary 
                C 
Of feeling this way 
G 
Pop another pill 
D/F# 
Hop another train 
G 
Tell my brothers and my sisters 
                     C 
That it's keeping me sane 
G 
Figure I'm weary of 
D/F#         G 
Feeling this way
[Chorus]
G 
Well, I figure I'll 
                C 
Buy me a motorcycle 
         G 
Wrap her pretty little frame 
         D/F# 
Around a telephone pole 
G 
Ride her off a mountain 
           C 
Like old Arlo 
G                    D/F#   G 
Figure I'll buy me a motorcycle
[Outro]
G                    D/F#   G 
Figure I'll buy me a motorcycle 
G                    D/F#   G 
Figure I'll buy me a motorcycle