[Intro]
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[Riff]
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[Verse]
E7#9 
If you lose your money, great God, don't lose your mind. 
E7#9 
If you lose your money, great God, don't lose your mind. 
           B7#9 
And if you lose your woman, please don't fool with mine.
[Verse]
E7#9 
I'm gonna buy me a bulldog, watch my lady whilst I sleep. 
E7#9 
I'm gonna buy me a bulldog, watch my lady whilst I sleep. 
           B7#9 
'Cause women these days, they're so doggone crooked,
           B7#9
That they might make off 'fore day creep.
[Verse]
E7#9 
Well, you can't watch your wife and your outside women, too. 
E7#9 
You know you can't watch your wife and your outside womens, too. 
           B7#9 
Cause when you're out with your women, your wife will be at home, 
           B7#9
Cooking your food, doing a dirt, buddy what you trying to do?
[Solo]
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[Bridge]
E7#9 
You can't watch your wife and your outside womens, too.
E7#9 
You know you can't watch your wife and your outside women, too. 
           B7#9 
When you're out with your women, your wife will be at home, 
           B7#9
Doing a dirt, cooking your food, buddy what you trying to do?