[Intro]
G Cadd9 G Cadd9
[Verse]
G                           Cadd9 
  I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon 
G                        Cadd9 
  A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun 
Em7                       D                     C 
  I couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7a 
D 
  I'm getting drunk on a plane 
G                        Cadd9 
  I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy 
G                                   Cadd9 
  Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me 
Em7                       D                        C 
  Now I've got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays 
D 
  I'm getting drunk on a plane
[Chorus]
G                           Cadd9 
Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot, it's a party 
Em           Cadd9 
Got this 737 rockin' like a G6 
G 
Stewardess is somethin' sexy 
Cadd9 
Leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey 
Em 
Told her about my condition 
Cadd9 
Got a little mile-high flight attention 
G            Em             Cadd9 
  It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds 
          D                     G 
I'm up so high I may never come down 
            Em                     Cadd9 
I'll try anything to drown out the pain 
               D (let ring out) 
they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane
[Instrumental]
G  Cadd9  G  Cadd9
[Verse]
G                                Cadd9 
  We had this date marked on the calendar forever 
G                             Cadd9 
  We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together 
Em7                            D                            C 
  I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake 
      D 
So hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane
[Chorus]
G                           Cadd9 
Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot, it's a party 
Em           Cadd9 
Got this 737 rockin' like a G6 
G 
Stewardess is somethin' sexy 
Cadd9 
Leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey 
Em 
Told her about my condition 
Cadd9 
Got a little mile-high flight attention 
G            Em             Cadd9 
  It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds 
          D                     G 
I'm up so high I may never come down 
            Em                     Cadd9 
I'll try anything to drown out the pain 
              D 
they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane
[Solo]
Em  C  G  D  x2
D
[Verse]
G                               Cadd9 
  On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class 
G                               Cadd9 
  So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass 
Em7                              D                         Cadd9 
  And when we land I'll call her up and tell her kiss my ass 
           D 
'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane
[Chorus]
G                           Cadd9 
Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot, it's a party 
Em           Cadd9 
Got this 737 rockin' like a G6 
G 
Stewardess is somethin' sexy 
Cadd9 
Leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey 
Em 
Told her about my condition 
Cadd9 
Got a little mile-high flight attention 
G            Em             Cadd9 
  It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds 
          D                     G 
I'm up so high I may never come down 
            Em                     Cadd9 
I'll try anything to drown out the pain 
              D 
they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane
[Outro]
Cadd9                    G 
  I'm getting drunk on a plane 
Cadd9               G 
  I might be passed out 
Cadd9            G 
  in the baggage claim 
             Cadd9 
but right now 
               G 
I'm drunk on a plane