[Intro]
[Verse]
D             D7             G              D 
I really do,  appreciate  the fact you're   sittin' here. 
D                  G                       E7 
Your voice sounds  so wonderful   but your face don't 
       A7 
look too clear. 
   G                          D 
So barmaid bring a pitcher,   another round o' brew, 
      G           A             D        D7 
Honey why don't we get drunk and screw...
[Chorus]
G               A          D 
Why don't we get drunk and screw? 
E7                             A7 
I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you. 
    G 
They say you are a snuff queen, 
       D 
Honey I don't think that's true. 
     G               A          D 
So,  why don't we get drunk and screw.  
  
(spoken) "Take it Coral Reefers, here we go..."
[Chorus]
G               A          D 
Why don't we get drunk and screw? 
E7                             A7 
I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you. 
    G 
They say you are a snuff queen, 
       D 
Honey I don't think that's true. 
     G               A          D 
So,  why don't we get drunk and screw. (spoken: "yeah now baby, I say") 
      G                A          D 
Lord, why don't we get drunk and screw