[Intro]
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[Verse]
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Back before I was a movie star 
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Straight off of the farm 
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I had a picture of another man's wife 
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Tattooed on my arm 
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With a pack of Camel cigarettes 
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In the sleeve of my tee shirt 
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I'm headin' out to Hollywood 
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Just to have my feelings hurt
[Chorus]
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That town will make you crazy 
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Just give it a little time 
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You'll be walking 'round in circles 
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Down at Hollywood and Vine 
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You'll be waitin' on a phone call 
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At the wrong end of a broom 
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Yes, that town'll make you crazy 
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Crazy as a loon
[Verse]
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So, I headed down to Nashville 
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To become a country star 
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Every night you'd find me hangin' 
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At every honky-tonk and bar 
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Pretty soon I met a woman 
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Pretty soon she done me wrong 
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Pretty soon my life got sadder 
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Than any country song
[Chorus]
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That town will make you crazy 
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Just give it a little time 
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You'll be walking 'round in circles 
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Lookin' for that Country Rhyme 
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You'll be waitin' on a phone call 
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At the wrong end of a broom 
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Yes, that town'll make you crazy 
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Crazy as a loon
[Instrumental]
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[Chorus]
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So, I gathered up my savvy 
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Bought myself a business suit 
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I headed up to New York City 
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Where a man can make some loot 
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I got hired Monday morning 
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Downsized that afternoon 
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Overcome with grief that evening 
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Now I'm crazy as a loon
[Chorus]
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So I'm up here in the north woods 
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Just staring at a lake 
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Wondering just exactly how much 
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They think a man can take 
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I eat fish to pass the time away 
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'Neath this blue Canadian moon 
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This old world has made me crazy 
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Crazy as a loon 
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Lord, this world will make you crazy 
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Crazy as a loon
[Outro]
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