[Intro]
[Verse]
Fmaj7 
It's 3:45 (AM) 
Am 
And I just bite my tongue 
C 
Update me on your life 
E7 
And now you've found the one 
Fmaj7 
But I don't like his eyes 
Am 
And I distrust their name 
C 
And I hate their haircut 
E7 
They look like a prick (A prick) 
Fmaj7 
But it's all the same 
Am 
Would be daft of me to cry 
C 
Your tongue is razor sharp 
E7                   Fmaj7 
I miss when it would fight mine 
                   Am 
Left your heart on standby 
              C 
By the way he holds you 
            E7 
Bet he serenades you 
               C 
I can't really blame you
[Chorus]
N.A.                             Fmaj7 C E7 
And I can still smell her perfume 
                    Fmaj7 C E7 
Did it rub off on you? 
                                  Fmaj7 C E7 
And I can still smell her perfume 
  
Did it rub off on you?
[Post-Chorus]
Fmaj7            Am                      C 
You say your ex-boyfriend's a policeman 
                 E7 
Well, I say you need better standards 
Fmaj7            Am                      C 
You say your ex-boyfriend's a policeman 
           E7 
I say you need better standards
[Verse]
Fmaj7                  Am 
It seems like all her friends 
                 C 
Abruptly fell in love 
                    E7 
And she was in the dust 
                             Fmaj7 
Stalling; life was streaming past 
                 Am 
So she learnt to lie 
                      C 
She learnt how to pretend 
                E7 
A drama in the futile 
               Fmaj7 
A means to an end 
                    Am 
Why can't you be a dick? 
                    C 
Why must you be so nice? 
                     E7 
It's hard for me to move on 
                     Fmaj7 
When I don't really hate you 
                 Am 
(I don't really hate you) 
                 C 
(I don't really hate you) 
                 E7 
(I don't really hate you)
[Chorus]
Fmaj7 C E7                        Fmaj7 C E7 
And I can still smell her perfume 
                      Fmaj7 C E7 
Did it rub off on you? 
                                  Fmaj7 C E7 
And I can still smell her perfume 
  
Did it rub off on you?
[Instrumental]
Fmaj7 Am C E7 (x4)
[Outro]
Fmaj7 
It's 3:45 
Am                  C 
Your taxi's not arrived 
                         E7 
I don't think that he's coming