[Intro]
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[Verse]
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Can’t remember anything at all 
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Flame trees lined the streets 
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Can’t remember anything at all
[Chorus]
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But I’m driving my car down to Geneva
[Verse]
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I been sitting in my basement patio 
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Aye, it was hot 
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Up above girls walk past 
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Their roses all in bloom 
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Have you ever heard about the Higgs Boson Blues? 
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I’m goin' down to Geneva, baby 
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Gonna teach it to you 
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Who cares, who cares what the future brings?
[Verse]
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Black road long and I drove and drove 
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I came upon a crossroad 
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The night was hot and black 
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I see Robert Johnson with a ten dollar guitar 
Bm 
Strapped to his back 
  
Looking for a tune 
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Well here comes Lucifer 
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With his canon law 
      Bm 
And a hundred black babies running from his genocidal jaw 
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He got the real killer groove 
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Robert Johnson and the devil, man 
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Don’t know who's gonna rip off who 
Bm 
Driving my car, flame trees on fire 
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Sitting and singin’ the Higgs Boson Blues 
    Bm 
I’m tired, I'm lookin' for a spot to drop 
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All the clocks have stopped in Memphis now
[Verse]
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In the Lorraine Motel, it’s hot  
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It’s hot, that's why they call it a hot spot 
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I take a room with a view 
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Hear a man preaching in a language that’s completely new, yeah 
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Making the hot cots in the flophouse bleed 
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While the cleaning ladies sob into their mops 
        Bm 
And the bellhop hops and bops 
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And a shot rings out to a spiritual groove 
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Everybody bleeding to the Higgs Boson Blues
[Verse]
         Bm 
And if I die tonight 
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Bury me in my favourite yellow patent leather shoes 
       Bm 
With a mummified cat and a cone-like hat 
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That the Caliphate forced on the Jews 
        Bm 
Can you feel my heart beat? 
  
Can you feel my heart beat?
[Verse]
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Hannah Montana does the African Savannah 
       Bm 
As the simulated rainy season begins 
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She curses the queue at the Zulus 
    Bm 
And moves on to Amazonia 
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And cries with the dolphins 
    Bm 
And mama ate the pygmy 
  
The pygmy ate the monkey 
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The monkey has a gift that he is sending back to you 
Bm 
Look here come the missionary 
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With his smallpox and flu 
     Bm 
He’s saving them savages 
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With his Higgs Boson Blues
[Chorus]
    Bm 
I’m driving my car down to Geneva 
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I’m driving my car down to Geneva
[Verse]
    Bm 
Oh, let the damn day break 
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Rainy days always make me sad 
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Miley Cirus floats in a swimming pool in Toluca Lake 
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And you’re the best girl I ever had 
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Can’t remember anything at all