[Intro]
  E              D      A
e|-------------------------------------------------| 
b|---------------3-3-3-----------------------------| 
g|---------------2-2-2--2-2-2----------------------| 
D|--2-2-2-2-2----0-0-0--2-2-2----------------------| x2 
A|--2-2-2-2-2-----------0-0-0----------------------|
E|--0-0-0-0-0--------------------------------------|
[Verse]
E5                         D5      A5 
If you think you can well, come on man!
E5                  D5     A5 
I was a Green Beret in Vietnam
E5              D5    A5 
No more of your fairy stories
E5              D5    A5 
'Cause I got my other worries! 
[Chorus]
D5       A5   G5              A5 
53rd and 3rd, standing on the street
D5       A5       G5              A5 
53rd and 3rd, I'm tryin to turn a trick
D5       A5              G5             A5 
53rd and 3rd, you're the one they never pick
D5       A5            G5            A5 
53rd and 3rd, don't it make you feel sick?
[Verse]
E5                         D5      A5 
If you think you can well, come on man!
E5                  D5     A5 
I was a Green Beret in Vietnam
E5              D5    A5 
No more of your fairy stories
E5              D5    A5 
'Cause I got my other worries! 
[Chorus]
D5       A5   G5              A5 
53rd and 3rd, standing on the street
D5       A5       G5              A5 
53rd and 3rd, I'm tryin to turn a trick
D5       A5              G5             A5 
53rd and 3rd, you're the one they never pick
D5       A5            G5            A5 
53rd and 3rd, don't it make you feel sick?
[Bridge]
B                  A 
Then I took out my razor blade
B               A 
Then I did what God forbade
B               A 
now the chops are after me
B               A 
but i proved that i´m ni sissy
[Chorus]
E        B    A               B 
53rd and 3rd, standing on the street
E        B        A               B 
53rd and 3rd, I'm tryin to turn a trick
E        B               A              B 
53rd and 3rd, you're the one they never pick
E        B             A             B 
53rd and 3rd, don't it make you feel sick?
[Tab]
   E        B     A          B
e|-------------------------------------------------| 
b|-------------------------------------------------| 
g|--9-9-9-9----------------------------------------| 
D|--9-9-9-9-9--9-9-7-7-7-7-9--9-9------------------| x4
A|--7-7-7-7-9--9-9-7-7-7-7-9--9-9------------------| 
E|----------7--7-7-5-5-5-5-7--7-7------------------|
[Outro]
E             D     A 
53rd and 3rd!
E             D     A 
53rd and 3rd!
E             D     A 
53rd and 3rd!
E             D     A 
53rd and 3rd!