[Intro]
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[Verse]
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You are somebody that I don't know 
           D 
But you're takin' shots at me like it's Patrón 
                   G              G 
And I'm just like "Damn, it's 7 a.m." 
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Say it in the street, that's a knock-out 
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But you say it in a tweet, that's a cop-out 
                   G             G 
And I'm just like "Hey, are you okay?"
[Pre-Chorus]
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And I ain't tryna mess with your self-expression but I've learned the lesson 
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That stressin' and obsessin' 'bout somebody else is no fun 
     A N.C. 
And snakes and stones never broke my bones
[Chorus]
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So oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh 
                 G                      G 
You need to calm down, you're being too loud 
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And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh 
                  G                      G 
You need to just stop, like can you just not step on my gown? 
                 D    D 
You need to calm down
[Verse]
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You are somebody that we don't know 
           D 
But you're comin' at my friends like a missile 
            G                      G 
Why are you mad, when you could be GLAAD? (You could be GLAAD) 
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Sunshine on the street at the parade 
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But you would rather be in the dark ages 
             G                      G 
Makin' that sign, must've taken all night
[Pre-Chorus]
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You just need to take several seats and then try to restore the peace 
                                                          G 
And control your urges to scream about all the people you hate 
        A N.C. 
'Cause shade never made anybody less gay
[Chorus]
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So oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh 
                 G                      G 
You need to calm down, you're being too loud 
                  D                           D 
And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh 
                  G                      G 
You need to just stop, like can you just not step on his gown? 
                 D 
You need to calm down
[Bridge]
  
And we see you over there on the internet 
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  Comparing all the girls who are killin' it 
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  But we figured you out, we all know now 
           N.C. 
We all got crowns, you need to calm down
[Chorus]
N.C. 
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh 
                 G 
You need to calm down (You need to calm down) 
                 G 
You're being too loud (You're being too loud) 
                  D                           D 
And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh 
                  G 
You need to just stop (Can you stop?) 
                  G 
Like can you just not step on our gowns? 
                 D 
You need to calm down