[Intro]
A
[Verse]
A 
If you're listening to this song 
                                   Bm 
You may think the chords are going wrong 
            E 
But they're not 
                      D 
He just wrote it like that.
[Verse]
A 
When you're listening late at night 
                                     Bm 
You may think the band are not quite right 
         E                           D 
But they are, they just play it like that
[Chorus]
       E              Bm          G      C# 
And it doesn't really matter what chords I play 
     F# 
What words I say 
   Bm             F# 
Or time of day it is 
          D    A       E 
As it's only a Northern song
[Bridge]
A   Bm   E   D
[Chorus]
   E              Bm          G       C# 
It doesn't really matter what clothes I wear 
   F# 
Or how I fare 
   Bm            F# 
Or if my hair is brown 
            D    A        E 
When it's only a Northern song.
[Verse]
A 
If you think the harmony 
                            Bm 
Is a little dark and out of key 
       E                       D 
You're correct, there's nobody there.
[Bridge]
E   Bm   G   C#   F#   Bm   F#
[Outro]
      D                A      E 
And I told you there's no one there
      D                A      E 
And I told you there's no one there
      D                A      E 
And I told you there's no one there
      D                A      E 
And I told you there's no one there