[Intro]
Bm         Em
A          D
G          Em            F#
[Estrofa]
Bm          Em 
My heart is paralyzed 
A           D 
My head was oversized 
G             Em               F# 
I'll take the high road like I should 
Bm            Em 
You said it's meant to be 
A             D 
That it's not you, it's me 
G              Em             F# 
You're leaving now for my own good 
  
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[Estribillo]
         G 
She went down in an airplane 
D 
Fried getting suntanned 
A                Bm            A 
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand 
G                       D           C#m          F# 
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes 
          G 
She met a shark underwater 
D 
Fell and no one caught her 
A          Bm                A 
I returned everything I ever bought her 
G                        D      F# 
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies 
  
And ways to say you died
[Instrumental]
Bm         Em
A          D
G          Em            F#
[Estrofa]
Bm             Em 
My pride still feels the sting 
A           D 
You were my everything 
G            Em               F# 
Someday I'll find a love like yours (A love like yours) 
Bm               Em 
She'll think I'm Superman 
A         D 
Not super minivan 
G             Em              F# 
How could you leave on Yom Kippur 
  
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[Estribillo]
        G 
She was caught in a mudslide 
D 
Eaten by a lion 
A                 Bm            A 
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion 
G                       D           C#m        F# 
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes 
          G 
She dried up in the desert 
D 
Drowned in a hot tub 
A                     Bm        A 
Danced to death at an east side nightclub 
G                        D      F# 
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies 
  
And ways to say you died
[Instrumental]
Bm         Em
A          D
G          Em            F#          G
[Puente]
  A 
I wanna live a thousand lives with you 
  G 
I wanna be the one you're dying to 
A      G 
Love...but you don't want to 
  
F# 
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say 
F# 
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[Estribillo]
         G 
She went down in an airplane 
D 
Fried getting suntanned 
A                Bm            A 
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand 
G                       D           C#m          F# 
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes 
          G 
She met a shark underwater 
D 
Fell and no one caught her 
A          Bm                A 
I returned everything I ever bought her 
G                        D      F# 
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies 
        G 
She was caught in a mudslide 
D 
Eaten by a lion 
A                 Bm            A 
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion 
G                       D           C#m        F# 
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes 
          G 
She dried up in the desert 
D 
Drowned in a hot tub 
A                     Bm        A 
Danced to death at an east side nightclub 
G                        D      F# 
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies 
  
And ways to say you died
[Outro]
F#     D      A
G      D      A