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[Intro]
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| D      | F#     | G   F#m  | Em      A | x2
[Strophe]
D                      F# 
  Well, now then Mardy Bum 
               G 
I've seen your frown and it's like 
F#m              Em 
looking down the barrel of a gun 
    A       D 
And it goes off 
                       F# 
And out come all these words 
              G             F#m 
Oh, there's a very pleasant side to you 
  Em                       A 
A side I much prefer, it's one that
[Refrain]
G*                  A 
  Laughs and jokes around 
         D              A 
Remember cuddles in the kitchen, yeah 
   Bm                               G* 
To get things off the ground and it was 
            A 
up, up and away 
             D             A 
Oh, but it's right hard to remember that 
   Bm 
on a day like today when you're 
G*                   A                         (D) 
all    argumentative   and you've got the face on
[Instrumentale]
| D      | F#     | G   F#m  | Em      A |
[Strophe]
D                      F# 
  Well, now then Mardy Bum 
           G        F#m 
Oh, I'm in trouble again 
Em          A          D 
aren't I? I thought as much. 
                       F# 
Coz you've turned over there 
             G           F#m 
Pulling that silent disappointment face 
    Em                           A 
The one that I can't bear. Well, can't we
[Refrain]
G*                     A 
  Just laugh and joke around? 
         D              A 
Remember cuddles in the kitchen, yeah 
   Bm                               G* 
To get things off the ground and it was 
            A 
up, up and away 
             D             A 
Oh, but it's right hard to remember that 
   Bm 
on a day like today when you're 
G*                   A                         (F#5) 
all    argumentative   and you've got the face on.
[Pont]
F#5                         G5 
  And yeah, I'm sorry I was late 
                 F#5                              G5 
But I missed the train and then the traffic was a state 
               F#5                         G5 
And I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate that reoccurs 
             F#5                               G5 
Oh, when you say I don't care, but of course I do 
                A5 
Yeah, I clearly do.
[Solo]
| D      | F#     | G   F#m  | Em      A | x2
[Refrain]
G*                   A 
  So laugh and joke around 
         D              A 
Remember cuddles in the kitchen, yeah 
   Bm                               G* 
To get things off the ground and it was 
            A 
up, up and away 
             D               A 
Oh, but it's right hard to remember that 
   Bm 
on a day like today when you're all  (Break - wait a bar) 
G*                A                         D 
    argumentative   and you've got the face on.