[Intro]
Bm   G  A   Bm  x3
[Strophe]
Bm                          G 
  I wanna tell you about my mountain home, 
A                       Bm 
  Where all the ladies' names are Joan, 
Bm                             G 
  Where her husband works back late at night, 
A 
Hopes are up for trousers down, 
         Bm 
with the hostess on the business flight. 
        G 
Taxi in Mercedes drive, 
A                      Bm 
  I hope that driver's coming out alive, 
    Bm 
The garden it is Dorseted, 
     G 
That lady she's so corseted, 
A                         Bm 
She's got fifteen ways to lead that boy astray. 
Bm 
Thinks he's one and only, 
         G 
But that lovely she's so lonely, 
    A 
She pumps him full of breakfast, 
        Bm 
And she sends him on his way.
[Pre-Refrain]
       Bm 
What a sing song dance, 
       A 
What a performance, 
       G 
What a cheap tent show, 
   F# 
Oh no no no no no
[Refrain]
A        Bm                      G 
Then the boys light up, then the boys light up 
         A                       Bm 
Then the boys light up, then the boys light up, light up, light up 
         Bm                      G 
Then the boys light up, then the boys light up 
         A                       Bm 
Then the boys light up, then the boys light up, light up, light up, buddy
[Instrumentale]
Bm  G  A  Bm
[Strophe]
Bm           G 
Silently she opens the drawer 
A 
Mother's little helper 
   Bm 
Is coming out for more, 
    Bm                     G 
Strategically positioned before the midday show, 
     A 
The back is arched, those lips are parched, 
  Bm 
Repeated blow by blow, 
Bm                        G 
Later at the party where all the MP's rave 
          A 
About the hummers she's been givin', 
        Bm 
And the money that they saved, 
   Bm 
To her it is skin lotion, 
G 
him promotion to 
     A                        Bm 
That flat in Surfers Paradise with the ocean view.
[Pre-Refrain]
       Bm 
What a sing song dance, 
       A 
What a performance, 
       G 
What a cheap tent show, 
   F# 
Oh no no no no no
[Refrain]
A        Bm                      G 
Then the boys light up, then the boys light up 
         A                       Bm 
Then the boys light up, then the boys light up, light up, light up 
         Bm                      G 
Then the boys light up, then the boys light up 
         A                       Bm 
Then the boys light up, then the boys light up, light up, light up, buddy
[Refrain]
Bm 
      Then the boys light up, 
G 
      Then the boys light up, 
A 
      Then the boys light up, 
Bm 
      Then the boys light up.  
Bm 
      Then the boys light up, 
G 
      Then the boys light up, 
A 
      Then the boys light up, 
Bm 
      Then the boys light up.
[Outro]
Bm  G  A  Bm   x2
[Outro]
                         Bm                      G 
Everybody sing, then the boys light up, then the boys light up 
         A                       Bm 
Then the boys light up, then the boys light up, light up, light up 
         Bm                      G 
Then the boys light up, then the boys light up 
         A                       Bm 
Then the boys light up, then the boys light up, light up, light up  
         Bm 
Then the boys light up, (then the boys light up) 
         G 
Then the boys light up (then the boys light up) 
         A 
Then the boys light up, (then the boys light up) 
         Bm 
Then the boys light up, light up, light up  
         Bm 
Then the boys light up, (then the boys light up) 
         G 
Then the boys light up (then the boys light up) 
         A 
Then the boys light up, (then the boys light up) 
         Bm 
Then the boys light up, light up, light up  
         Bm 
Then the boys light up, (then the boys light up) 
         G 
Then the boys light up (then the boys light up) 
         A 
Then the boys light up, (then the boys light up) 
         Bm 
Then the boys light up