[Intro]
N.C.  
Hey, leave a message
[Strophe]
C 
Hey, call me back 
         Am 
When you get this 
                     F 
Or when you've got a minute 
                 C     G 
We really need to talk 
 C 
Wait, you know what 
              Am 
Maybe just forget it 
                      F 
Cause by the time you get this 
                    C       G 
Your number might be blocked
[Pre-Refrain]
 Am                C 
Stay and blah blah blah 
         F                       C G 
You just want what you can't have 
   Am                  C 
No wait, I'll call the cops 
             F                      C G 
If you don't stop I'll call your dad
[Refrain]
      F               G              C 
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday 
      Am              E 
Happy birthday by the way 
         F               G              C 
It's not you it's me and all that other bullshit 
                Am 
You know that's bullshit 
           E    F 
Don't you, babe 
             Fm         C 
I'm not your party favor
[Strophe]
C                                    Am 
Look, now I know we could've done it better 
                        F 
But we can't change the weather 
                          C     G 
And the weather's come and gone 
C                                       Am 
Books don't make sense if you read them backwards 
                      F 
You'll single out the wrong words 
                       C      G 
Like you mishear all my songs
[Pre-Refrain]
         Am                 C 
You hear stay and blah blah blah 
         F                       C G 
You just want what you can't have 
   Am                  C 
No wait, I'll call the cops 
             F                      C G 
If you don't stop I'll call your dad
[Refrain]
      F               G              C 
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday 
      Am              E 
Happy birthday by the way 
         F               G               C 
It's not you it's me and all that other bullshit 
                Am 
You know that's bullshit 
           E    F 
Don't you, babe 
             Fm 
I'm not your party favor