[Intro]
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[Strophe]
Am                         F 
Raised to be a lady by the golden rule 
Dm                        Am 
Alice was the spawn of a public school 
                                  F 
With a double barrel name, in the back of her brain 
       Dm             G                  Am 
And a simple case of mummy-dont-love-me blues
[Strophe]
Am                    F 
Reality it seems, was just a dream 
    Dm                          Am 
She couldn't get it on, with the boys on the scene 
                                           F 
But what do you expect from a chick who’s just sixteen 
    Dm                       G                   Am 
And hey hey hey  (hey hey hey)  you know what I mean
[Refrain]
F#m7b5                       F 
   All the young girls love Alice 
C                       D 
Tender young Alice they say 
     Am                    F 
Come over and see me, come over and please me 
G#         A#         Am 
Alice it's my turn today  
F#m7b5                       F 
   All the young girls love Alice 
C                       D 
Tender young Alice they say 
     Am                           F 
If I give you my number, will you promise to call me? 
G#           A#         Am 
Wait 'til my husband’s away
[Strophe]
Am                             F 
   Poor little darling, with a chip out of her heart 
          Dm                             Am 
It's like acting in a movie, when you've got the wrong part 
                        F 
Getting your kicks, in another girl's bed 
           Dm                G                                 Am 
And it was only last Tuesday, oh, they found you in the subway dead
[Strophe]
Am                                          F 
   And who could you call your friends down in Soho?  
Dm                              Am 
One or two, middle aged dikes in a go-go?  
                                      F 
And what do you expect from a sixteen year old yo-yo?  
    Dm                        G             Am 
And hey hey hey  (hey hey hey)  oh, don't you know
[Refrain]
F#m7b5                       F 
   All the young girls love Alice 
C                       D 
Tender young Alice they say 
     Am                    F 
Come over and see me, come over and please me 
G#         A#         Am 
Alice it's my turn today   
F#m7b5                       F 
   All the young girls love Alice 
C                       D 
Tender young Alice they say 
     Am                           F 
If I give you my number, will you promise to call me? 
G#           A#         Am 
Wait 'til my husband’s away
[Outro]
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