[Chords] 
G   320003 
G/B x20003 
C   x32010 
C/G 3x2010 
D   xx0232 
D/A x00232  
G6/D xx0000
[Intro]
G  G6/D  G  G6/D 
G  G6/D  G
[Strophe]
G6/D      G                          C 
She was a level headed dancer on the road to alcohol. 
    D7                                      G 
And I was just a soldier on my way to Montreal. 
         G 
Well she pressed her chest against me, 
          C 
About the time the jukebox broke. 
          D7 
Yeah, she gave me a peck on the back of the neck, 
                            G 
And these are the words she spoke.
[Refrain]
             G 
Blow up your T.V.. Throw away your paper. 
          D                     G 
Go to the country.  Build you a home. 
               G 
Plant a little garden.  Eat a lotta peaches. 
            D               G 
Try an find Jesus,  on your own.
[Strophe]
        G                             C 
Well, I sat there at the table, and I acted real naive. 
      D7                                            G 
For I knew that topless lady, had something up her sleeve. 
          G                                   C 
Well, she danced around the bar room, and she did the hoochy-coo. 
         D7                                                G  N.C. 
Yeah she sang her song all night long, tellin' me what to do.
[Refrain]
N.C.         G 
Blow up your T.V.  Throw away your paper. 
          D                     G 
Go to the country.  Build you a home. 
               G 
Plant a little garden.  Eat a lot of peaches. 
             D              G 
Try an' find Jesus, on your own.
[Solo]
D      G      D      G 
C      G      D      G
[Strophe]
      G                            C 
Well, I was young and hungry, and about to leave that place. 
     D7                                               G 
When just as I was leavin', well she looked me in the face. 
        G                                     C 
I said "You must know the answer".  She said "No but I'll give it a try". 
       D7 
And to this very day, we've been livin' our way.  
                       G  N.C. 
And here is the reason why.
[Refrain]
N.C.           G 
We blew up our T.V.  Threw away our paper. 
            D                   G 
Went to the country, built us a home. 
             G 
Had a lot of children, fed 'em on peaches. 
               D               G    C  G 
They all found Jesus, on their own.
[Outro]
D               G    C  G