Hole In The Bottle

	 
[Intro]
E                                             A7                        E 
(There are many people who drink in moderation with no problems, social, moral, or medical. 
                    B7                              E 
They have learned to enjoy liquor without letting it upset the functioning of their body and mind. 
A7              E                                                             B7 
It relaxes you, makes  you  more congenial, I just had one sip This helps a gathering cheerful and friendly)
[Strophe]
            E                     A7 
It ain't my fault, so don't blame me 
  E                               B 
I swear I just came here to unwind and have one drink 
           E                      A7 
The way it looks ain't what you think 
     E                     B          E 
This Cabernet has a way of vanishing on me
[Refrain]
          E                  A 
There's a hole in the bottle leaking all this wine 
      E                   B7 
It's already empty and it ain't even supper time 
      E 
Honey, no, I don't miss him 
   A 
In fact, it slipped my mind 
          E           B7        E 
There's a hole in the bottle of wine
[Strophe]
          E                     A7 
I keep my cool, play by all the rules 
        E                    B 
I swear ten minutes ago that bottle was full 
        E                   A7 
I won't cry about love gone wrong 
       E                                 B 
'Cause tears would water down this ruby red I'm sipping on
[Refrain]
          E                  A 
There's a hole in the bottle leaking all this wine 
      E                   B7 
It's already empty and it ain't even supper time 
      E 
Honey, no, I don't miss him 
   A 
In fact, it slipped my mind 
          E           B7        E               A     E      B     E     A    E  B  E 
There's a hole in the bottle of wine (Aw, yeah)
[Pont]
                 E                                 A7 
I went and got a new one, 'cause the other one was broken 
    E                                B7          E 
Now this one's halfway gone and it's barely even open
[Refrain]
          E 
There's a hole in the bottle (Hole in the bottle) 
A 
Leaking all this wine 
      E                   B7 
It's already empty and it ain't even supper time 
      E 
Honey, no, I don't miss him 
   A 
In fact, it slipped my mind 
          E           B7        E 
There's a hole in the bottle of wine
[Outro]
        E                                    A7 
You may ask me where it's going, but I can't even find 
    E           B         E 
The hole in the bottle of wine 
  
(She has abused her system, and she's paying for it)