[Intro]

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah  

You broke my heart so I crashed your car  
 
You say you're sorry, well I bet you are  
 
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah  
 
And bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla  
 
I hate your face but I like your mums  
 
You play it smart but you look so dumb  
 
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
[Strophe]
Bm              F#m 
  And ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah 
Bm                     F#m 
  I wanna fuck, let's go to my spot 
Em                        F#m 
  But I'm too drunk and I can't get hard 
D       C#m     Cm 
 Ha-hard ha-ha-ha-ha-hard 
Bm                    F#m 
  And bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla 
Bm                           F#m 
  You said you love me but it's just for fun
Em                         F#m 
  Give me a chance and I'll make you a lady 
D      C#m  Cm 
 Gaga-gaga-gaga-ga
[Strophe]
Bm              F#m 
  And ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah 
Bm                       F#m 
You like cocaine but you don't like pot 
Em                       F#m 
  You say I'm a loser cuz I want a puff 
D           C#m      Cm 
 Puf puf puf puf puf puf puf 
Bm                    F#m 
  And bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla 
Bm                     F#m 
You said goodbye so guess what I've done 
Em                             F#m 
  I called your best friend and I said wassup
D            C#m       Cm 
 Let's fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
[Strophe]
            F#m 
So ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah 
Bm              F#m 
And then we went to your favorite club 
Em                    F#m 
She drank too much and she said you are 
D            C#m       Cm 
 A twat twat twat twat twat twat 
Bm            F#m 
  Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah 
Bm                    F#m 
  Then I drove into a parking lot 
Em                           F#m 
  She smiled and told me "You have a massive car"
D       C#m   Cm 
 Ca-car ca-ca-ca-cock
[Strophe]
Bm            F#m 
  Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah 
Bm                  F#m 
I don't get how I felt in love 
Em                       F#m 
I guess I liked playing with your dog 
D               * C#m    Cm 
  It made me feel like we had a son 
Bm             F#m 
But fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fuck you 
Bm                 F#m 
My mama told me that she never liked you 
Em                    F#m 
My life sucks and the blame is on you 
D          C#m      Cm 
So fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fuck you again
[Strophe]
Bm           F#m
  No no nono no no no 
Bm                F#m 
  You got me angry and now I love punk 
Em               F#m 
I listen to The Smiths crying alone 
D               C#m       Cm 
 So please please let me get what I want 
Bm            F#m 
So fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fuck you 
Bm                    F#m 
All my friends they were right about you 
Em                          F#m 
  You are so basic and you've got stupid  
tattoos 
D           C#m      Cm 
 So fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fuck you again
[Strophe]
Bm            F#m 
And no no no no no no no 
Bm              F#m 
You said I'm ugly and my band sucks 
Em                            F#m 
  But I just got a billion streaming song 
D             C#m    Cm 
So kiss my bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-butt 
D       C#m    Cm 
 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah 
D       C#m    Cm 
 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah 
D       C#m    Cm 
 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah 
D       C#m    Cm 
 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah