[Intro]
A   D
[Strophe]
   D 
We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee; 
  D                         A 
We don't take no trips on LSD 
   A 
We don't burn no draft cards down on Main Street; 
 A                               D 
We like livin' right, and bein' free.
[Strophe]
 D 
We don't make a party out of lovin' 
  D                                     A 
But we like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo 
 A 
We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy 
  A                                    D 
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do
[Refrain]
 D                              D 
I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee, 
    D                                   A 
A place where even squares can have a ball 
   A                                   A 
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse, 
     A                                            D 
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all
[Strophe]
  Eb 
Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear; 
 Eb                               Bb 
Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen. 
 Bb 
Football's still the roughest thing on campus, 
 Bb                                           Eb 
And the kids here still respect the college dean.
[Refrain]
  Eb                                Eb 
And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee, 
    Eb                                 Bb 
A place where even squares can have a ball. 
 Bb                                     Bb 
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse, 
  Bb                                              Eb 
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all.
[Outro]
  Bb                                              Eb 
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all. 
    Bb                  Eb 
In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA.