[Chords] 
G => 320033
Em7 => 020033
Cadd9 => x32033
Em => 022003
E7sus => 021200
E => 0221xx
C => 0355xx (x32010)
Am7 => xx2010
C/G => 332010
A => 002220
[Strophe]
               G 
Waking up your neighbors downstairs, 
Em7 
I've been inside your bedroom a thousand years. 
           Cadd9 
And as you tie me to the bed for good I say 
       G 
that I want you in the most unromantic way.  
    Cadd9                   Em 
Louisiana, you're torturing me with a beautiful face. 
             Cadd9 
Ana come on, I thought we had a damn good thing. 
               G                   E7sus 
A penny in the couch and a diamond ring.
[Refrain]
             E            C 
So baby stay away from my friends, 
         Am7          E7sus 
'cause I need them to carry me. 
          E               C 
When it's over I'll count back from ten, 
            C/G (twice) E7sus              C (once) 
and you can list-en to glass hearts shattering.
[Strophe]
        G 
I don't know how you got into me, 
             Em7 
down my throat and made a home in my veins. 
                    Cadd9 
They used to be the rivers that would take us away, 
                 G 
but now you only call me every Christmas and my birthday. 
                Cadd9                      A 
I still can't believe how you look next to me, 
            Cadd9              A (once) 
just like a strip club bedroom scene.
[Refrain]
          E            C 
Baby stay away from my friends, 
         Am7          E7sus 
'cause I need them to carry me. 
          E               C 
When it's over I'll count back from ten, 
            C/G (twice) E7sus                   (break) 
and you can list-en to something that you've never heard before.
[Interlude]
Em C Em C (break)
[Strophe]
                             G 
But you don't know what it's like 
                                Cadd9 
to wake up in the middle of the night, 
  
scaring the thought of kissing razors. 
     G 
This blood evacuation is telling me to cave in. 
Cadd9 
Stay away.
[Outro]
G        Cadd9                  G (once) 
        Just stay away from my friends.