[Strophe]
Eb                       Cm 
Never win first place, I don't support the team  
Bb                              Ab 
I can't take direction, and my socks are never clean  
Eb                 Cm 
Teachers dated me, my parents hated me  
Bb                           Ab 
I was always in a fight cuz I can't do nothin' right 
[Pre-Refrain]
Ab                 Bb 
Everyday I fight a war against the mirror  
Ab                              Bb 
I can't take the person starin' back at me  
                  Eb 
I'm a hazard to myself 
[Refrain]
Cm 
Don't let me get me  
Bb               Ab 
I'm my own worst enemy  
                           Eb 
It's bad when you annoy yourself  
Cm 
So irritating  
Bb                          Ab 
Don't wanna be my friend no more  
                    Eb 
I wanna be somebody else  
Cm                  Bb    Ab 
I wanna be somebody else, yeah 
[Strophe]
Eb           Cm 
LA told me, "You'll be a pop star,  
Bb                        Ab 
All you have to change is everything you are."  
Eb                      Cm 
Tired of being compared to damn Britney Spears  
Bb                Ab 
She's so pretty, that just ain't me 
[Pre-Refrain]
Ab                       Bb 
Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe somethin' 
Ab                           Bb 
A day in the life of someone else?  
                      Eb 
Cuz I'm a hazard to myself 
[Refrain]
Cm 
Don't let me get me  
Bb               Ab 
I'm my own worst enemy  
                           Eb 
It's bad when you annoy yourself  
Cm 
So irritating  
Bb                          Ab 
Don't wanna be my friend no more  
                    Eb 
I wanna be somebody else  
Cm                  Bb    Ab 
I wanna be somebody else, yeah  
Cm 
Don't let me get me  
Bb               Ab 
I'm my own worst enemy  
                           Eb 
It's bad when you annoy yourself  
Cm 
So irritating  
Bb                          Ab 
Don't wanna be my friend no more  
                    Eb 
I wanna be somebody else  
Cm                  Bb    Ab 
I wanna be somebody else, yeah 
[Pre-Refrain]
Ab                       Bb 
Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe somethin' 
Ab                           Bb 
A day in the life of someone else?  
                      Eb 
Cuz I'm a hazard to myself 
[Outro]
Cm 
Don't let me get me  
Bb               Ab 
I'm my own worst enemy  
                           Eb 
It's bad when you annoy yourself  
Cm 
So irritating  
Bb                          Ab 
Don't wanna be my friend no more  
                    Eb 
I wanna be somebody else  
Cm                  Bb    Ab 
I wanna be somebody else, yeah