[Intro]
C 
I thought that I had everybody 
Am 
on my side 
Dm 
but I went and blew it 
G 
all sky high  
Em 
and now she won't even 
A7 
spare a passing glance 
Dm 
all just because I  
G 
ripped my pants
[Strophe]
C 
when big larry came 'round just  
Am 
to put him down 
Dm 
Spongebob turned  
G 
into a clown  
Em 
And no girl ever wants  
A7 
to dance with a  
Dm 
fool who went and...  
G 
ripped his pants
[Refrain]
Em 
I know I shouldn't mope around 
A7 
I shouldn't curse 
Dm 
but the pain feels so much  
Fm 
worse
[Strophe]
Em 
Cause winding up with no one 
   A7 
is a lot less fun 
       Dm 
than a burn from the sun 
     G 
or sand in your buns...
[Refrain]
C 
Now I learned a lesson 
Am 
I wont soon forget 
Dm 
so listen and 
G 
you wont regret 
Em 
Be true to yourself 
A7 
dont miss your chance 
Dm 
and you won't end up  
G 
like the fool... 
[Outro]
G6 
who...  
G7 
ripped...  
G 
his...  
C 
pants.....