[Strophe]
  D 
Missed my alarm clock ringing 
  
Woke up telephone screaming 
 G                             D 
Boss man singing his same old song 
  D 
Rolled in late about an hour 
  
No cup of coffee, no shower 
 G                                     D 
Walk of shame with two different shoes on  
 D       A        G               D 
Now its poor me, why me, oh me, boring 
 D        A        G                D 
The same old worn out, blah, blah story 
  D                A         G         D 
There's no good explanation for it at all
[Refrain]
 D 
Ain't no ryhme or reason 
A 
No complicated meaning 
 G 
Ain't no need to over think it 
 D  A      G 
Let go, laughing 
  D 
Life don't go, quite like you planned it 
A 
We try so hard to understand it 
      G            D           A   G 
The irrefutable, indisputable fact is 
(pause) D 
It happens  
[Strophe]
D 
My trusty-rusty had a flat 
  
I borrowed my neighbor's cadillac 
  G                                        D 
"I'll be right back" going down to Wally World 
 D 
That yellow light turned red too quickly 
  
Knew that truck the moment it hit me 
 G                              D 
Out stepped my ex and his new girl ("Sorry 'bout your neck baby)
[Pont]
 D       A        G               D 
So it's poor me, why me, oh me, boring 
 D        A        G                D 
The same old worn out, blah, blah story 
  D                  A       G         D 
There's no good explanation for it at all
[Refrain]
 D 
Ain't no ryhme or reason 
A 
No complicated meaning 
 G 
Ain't no need to over think it 
 D  A      G 
Let go, laughing 
  D 
Life don't go, quite like you planned it 
A 
We try so hard to understand it 
      G            D           A   G 
The irrefutable, indisputable fact is 
(pause) D 
It happens   
  D 
Ain't no ryhme or reason 
A 
No complicated meaning 
 G 
Ain't no need to over think it 
 D  A      G 
Let go, laughing 
  D 
Life don't go, quite like you planned it 
A 
We try so hard to understand it 
      G            D           A   G 
The irrefutable, indisputable fact is 
(pause) D 
It happens  
[Outro]
               G            D             A                   D 
Yeah, the irrefutable, indisputable, absolutable, totally beauitful fact  
    (pause)      D 
is...pshhh, it happens