[Strophe]
  C                     F            C 
I always heard that his herb was top shelf 
  C                      D              G 
I just could not wait to find out for myself 
      C 
Don't knock it til you tried it  
       F           C 
Well I tried it my friend 
C                          G      C 
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
[Strophe]
  C                          F           C 
I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town 
   C                      D          G 
He fired up a fat boy and passed it around 
C                     F                     C 
The last word I spoke before they tucked me in 
    C                          G      C 
Was I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
[Refrain]
     F                     Bb      F 
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again 
   C                  D         G 
My parties all over before it began 
        C                        F        C 
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend 
    C                          G       C 
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
[Strophe]
  C                          F            C 
I hopped on his old bus ,the Honey Suckle Rose 
    C                       D             G 
The party was Huntsville it was after the show 
C                         F           C 
Alone in the front lounge just me and him 
C                         G                C 
With one parting puff the grim creeper set in
[Refrain]
     F                     Bb      F 
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again 
    C                  D         G 
The parties all over before it began 
        C                        F        C 
You can pour me some old whiskey river my fried 
    C                          G       C 
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
[Strophe]
    D                            A            D 
Now we're passing the guitar and telling good jokes 
  D                       E           A 
I know ones a comin cause I'm smellin smoke 
D                       G                   D 
No I do not partake , I just let it pass me by  
     D                        A             D 
With a smile on my face and a great contact high
[Refrain]
     G                     C      G 
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again  
    D                  E         A 
The parties all over before it began 
        D                        G        D 
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend 
    D                          A       D 
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
[Strophe]
       D                   G           D 
In the fetal position with drool on my chin 
  D                              A       D 
I messed up and smoked weed with Willie again