[Intro]
Am
[Strophe]
              D      G         Am 
My sister got lucky, married a yuppie 
             D          G 
Took him for all he was worth 
    Am      D        G        Am 
Now she's a swinger, dating a singer; 
          D             G 
I can't decide which is worse
[Refrain]
    Em  C   G  D            Em  C  G    D 
But not me, ba by, I've got you to save me 
    G   D  C    G            D    C 
Oh, yer so bad, best thing I ever had 
     G     D    C    G   D  C   D 
In a world gone mad, yer so bad
[Strophe]
   Am          D        G            Am 
My sister's ex-husband, can't get no lovin'; 
             D             G 
walks around dog-faced and hurt 
Am           D        G           Am 
Now he's got nothin', head in the oven; 
          D             G 
I can't decide which is worse
[Refrain]
    Em  C   G  D            Em  C  G    D 
But not me, ba by, I've got you to save me 
    G   D  C    G            D    C 
Oh, yer so bad, best thing I ever had 
     G     D    C    G   D  C   D 
In a world gone mad, yer so bad
[Instrumentale]
Am D G Am  D G  Am D G Am  D G
[Refrain]
    Em  C   G  D            Em  C  G    D 
But not me, ba by, I've got you to save me 
    G   D  C    G            D    C 
Oh, yer so bad, best thing I ever had 
     G     D    C    G   D  C 
In a world gone mad, yer so bad  
    G   D  C    G            D    C 
Oh, yer so bad, best thing I ever had 
     G     D    C    G   D  C   D 
In a world gone mad, yer so bad
[Outro]
G C G  G