I Wish You Were Gay

	 
First two bars of verse 1 (pluck strings then mute as shown by the x):
[Tab]
     Am          D7          G           Em
e|---------------2-----x-----------------------------|
B|---1-----x-----1-----x-----0-----x-----0-----x-----|
G|---2-----x-----2-----x-----0-----x-----0-----x-----|
D|---2-----x-----0-----x-----0-----x-----2-----x-----| x2
A|---0-----x-----------------2-----x-----------------|
E|---------------------------------------0-----x-----|

Remaining verses
     Am          D7          Gmaj7       Em              Am          D7          G
e|---------0-x---------2-x---------2-x---------0-x---|---------0-x---------2-x---------3-x---3---x---|
B|-------1---x-------1---x-------0---x-------0---x---|-------1---x-------1---x-------0---x---0---x---|
G|-----2-----x-----2-----x-----0-----x-----0-----x---|-----2-----x-----2-----x-----0-----x---0---x---|
D|---------------0-------x---------------------------|---------------0-------x---------------0---x---|
A|---0-------x---------------------------------------|---0-------x---------------------------2---x---|
E|---------------------------3-------x---0-------x---|---------------------------3-------x---3---x---|

Walk up during chorus:
     Em       D/F#  G
e|----------------------|
B|----------------------|
G|----------------------|
D|---2----2----0----0---|
A|---2----2----0----2---|
E|---0----0----2----3---|
[Versetto]
     Am               D7                 G              Em 
Baby I don't feel so good, six words you never understood 
            Am                D7                  G         Em 
"I'll never let you go", five words you'll never say (awww) 
         Am                  D7                   Gmaj7          Em 
I laugh alone like nothing's wrong, four days has never felt so long 
             Am                   D7             G 
If three's a crowd and two was us,  one slipped away
[Ritornello]
Am           D7             Gmaj7 
I just wanna make you feel okay 
Em  D/F#  G   Am            D7             Gmaj7 
          But all you do is look the other way, mmm-mm 
Em  D/F#  G  Am               D7                       Gmaj7 
             I can't tell you how much I wish I didn't wanna stay 
Em  D/F#  G  Am           D7                G 
             I just kinda wish you were gay
[Versetto]
           Am                D7                 Gmaj7                    Em 
Is there a reason we're not through, is there a twelve step just for you? 
          Am               D7            Gmaj7                Em 
Our conversation's all in blue, eleven "heys" (hey, hey, hey, hey) 
            Am              D7                  Gmaj7          Em 
Ten fingers tearing out my hair, nine times you never made it there 
       Am                      D7               G 
I ate alone at seven, you were six minutes away
[Ritornello]
N.C.                               Gmaj7 
How'm I supposed to make you feel okay 
Em  D/F#  G    Am            D7             Gmaj7 
          When all you do is walk the other way, uhh-uh 
Em  D/F#  G  Am               D7                       Gmaj7 
             I can't tell you how much I wish I didn't wanna stay 
Em  D/F#  G  Am           D7               G 
             I just kinda wish you were gay
[Ponte]
            Am    D7                      Gmaj7            Em 
To spare my pride,  to give your lack of interest an explanation 
      D/F#    G    Am       D7                              Gmaj7               Em 
Don't say I'm not your type,  just say that I'm not your preferred sexual orientation 
D/F#  G   N.C.    D7                 Gmaj7 
I'm   so  selfish,  but you make me feel helpless, yeah 
Em     D/F#  G     Am                Am  D 
   And I     can't stand another day,    stand another day
[Ritornello]
Am           D7             G 
I just wanna make you feel okay 
    Am           D7               G 
But all you do is look the other way 
Am               D7                       G 
I can't tell you how much I wish I didn't wanna stay 
Em  D/F#  G  Am           D7              G 
             I just kinda wish you were gay 
Em  D/F#  G  Am           D7              G 
             I just kinda wish you were gay 
Em  D/F#  G  Am           D7            G 
             I just kinda wish you were gay