G Bm/F# Em Em7 C
G Bm/F# Em Em7/D Em I read the news today oh boy
G Bm/F# Em Em7/D Em
I read the news today oh boy
C Em/B Am Asus2 A Asus2 About a lucky man who made the grade
C Em/B Am Asus2 A Asus2
About a lucky man who made the grade
G Bm/F# Em Em7/D Em And though the news was rather sad
And though the news was rather sad
C Asus2/F Em Em7/D Well I just had to laugh
C Asus2/F Em Em7/D
Well I just had to laugh
C Asus2/F Em Em7/D C I saw the photograph.
C Asus2/F Em Em7/D C
I saw the photograph.
G Bm/F# Em Em7/D Em He blew his mind out in a car
He blew his mind out in a car
C Em/B Am Asus2 A Asus2 He didn't notice that the lights had changed
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
G Bm/F# Em Em7/D Em A crowd of people stood and stared
A crowd of people stood and stared
C Asus2/F Em Em7/D They'd seen his face before
They'd seen his face before
Em CNobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords
Em C
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords
G Bm/F# Em Em7/D Em I saw a film today oh boy
I saw a film today oh boy
C Em/B Am Asus2 A Asus2 The English Army had just won the war
The English Army had just won the war
G Bm/F# Em Em7/D Em A crowd of people turned away
A crowd of people turned away
C Asus2/F Em Em7/D But I just had to look
But I just had to look
C Asus2/F Em Em7/D C Having read the book.
Having read the book.
C Bm Em I'd love to turn.... you.... on....
C Bm Em
I'd love to turn.... you.... on....
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E D Wake up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head
E D
Wake up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head
E B Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
E B
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
E B And looking up, I noticed I was late
And looking up, I noticed I was late
E D Found my coat and grabbed my hat, made the bus in seconds flat
Found my coat and grabbed my hat, made the bus in seconds flat
E B Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
E B And somebody spoke and I went into a dream
And somebody spoke and I went into a dream
C G D A E C G D A Ahhh....
C G D A E C G D A
Ahhh....
E D C D
G Bm/F# Em Em7/D Em I heard the news today oh boy
I heard the news today oh boy
C Em/B Am Asus2 A Asus2 Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
G Bm/F# Em Em7/D Em And though the holes were rather small
And though the holes were rather small
C Asus2/F Em Em7/D They had to count them all
They had to count them all
C Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
C
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
Em C I'd love to turn... you... on.
I'd love to turn... you... on.
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