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[Verse]G D C GWhen I woke up this mornin', things were lookin' badC G D C Gseemed like total silence was the only friend I hadD C G C Ga bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and wonD C G C Gand it was twelve o'clock before I realized that I was havin' no fun[Pre-Chorus]D G C D GAh, but fortunately... I have the key to escape realityChange to 3/4 time, and slow down to 130 bpm[Chorus]C Gand you may see me tonight with an illegal smileD Git don't cost very much, but it lasts a long whileC Gwon't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyoneD C G C G C G Cno I was just tryin' to have me some funChange back to 4/4 time, speed up to 160 bpm[Instrumental]G G G G[Verse]G D C Glast time I checked my bankroll, well it was gettin' thinC G D C Gsometimes it seems like the bottom is the only place I've beenD C G C Gchased a rainbow down a one-way street... dead endD C G C Gand all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen[Pre-Chorus]D G C D GAh, but fortunately... I have the key to escape realityChange to 3/4 time, and slow down to 130 bpm[Chorus]C Gand you may see me tonight with an illegal smileD Git don't cost very much, but it lasts a long whileC Gwon't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyoneD C G C G C G Cno I was just tryin' to have me some funChange back to 4/4 time, speed up to 160 bpm[Instrumental]G G G G[Verse]G D C GWell, I sat down in my closet with all my overallsC G D C Gjust tryin' to get away from all the ears inside the wallsD C G C Gdreamed the police heard everything I thought... what then?D C G C Gwell I went to court and the judge's name was Hoffman[Pre-Chorus]D G C D GAh, but fortunately... I have the key to escape realityChange to 3/4 time, and slow down to 130 bpm[Chorus]C Gand you may see me tonight with an illegal smileD Git don't cost very much, but it lasts a long whileC Gwon't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyoneD C G C G C G C Gno I was just tryin' to have me some fun (well done, hot-dog bun, my sister's a nun)