[Intro]
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[Verse]
C 
She don't like her eggs all runny 
  
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny 
F 
She looks down her nose at money 
C 
She gets it on like the easter bunny 
G 
She's my baby, I'm her honey 
                        C 
I'm never gonna let her go
[Verse]
C 
He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays 
  
I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies 
F 
He ain't too sharp but he gets things done 
C 
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen 
G 
He's my baby, and I'm his honey 
                    C 
Never gonna let him go
[Chorus]
C           F 
In spite of ourselves 
                            C 
We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow 
            G 
Against all odds 
                          C 
Honey, we're the big door prize 
            F 
We're gonna spite our noses 
                 C 
Right off of our faces 
               C                   G7 
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts 
               C 
Dancin' in our eyes
[Instrumental]
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[Verse]
C 
She thinks all my jokes are corny 
  
Convict movies make her horny 
F 
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs 
C 
Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs 
G 
She takes a lickin', and keeps on tickin' 
                        C 
I'm never gonna let her go
[Verse]
C 
He's got more balls than a big brass monkey 
  
He's a wacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie 
F 
Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon 
C 
Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon 
G 
He's my baby, I don't mean maybe 
                    C 
Never gonna let him go
[Chorus]
C           F 
In spite of ourselves, 
                         C 
we'll end up sittin on a rainbow. 
            G 
Against all odds, 
                         C                  F 
honey we're the big door prize, We're gonna spite 
                        C 
Our noses right off our faces, 
                                       G 
there won't be nothing but our big old hearts 
               C 
Dancing in our eyes
[Chorus]
C           F 
In spite of ourselves 
                            C 
We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow 
            G 
Against all odds 
                          C 
Honey, we're the big door prize 
            F 
We're gonna spite our noses 
                 C 
Right off of our faces 
               C                   G7 
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts 
               C 
Dancin' in our eyes 
               C                   G7 
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts 
               C    F   C 
Dancin' in our eyes
[Outro]
 
In spite of ourselves