[Intro]
[Verse]
F 
Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today
                                 Fsus4 
To get through this thing called life
F                           Dm 
Electric word life it means forever and that's a mighty long time
                F/C 
But I'm here to tell you there's something else
N.C. 
The Afterworld
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A world of never ending happiness
                       C7   C      F 
You can always see the sun, day or night
                         F 
So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills
                      F 
You know the one, Dr. Everything'll-Be-Alright
                                               C 
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
            F 
Ask him how much of your mind, baby
                   Fsus4 
Cause in this life Things are much harder than in the afterworld
                          F 
In this life your on your own
[Bridge]
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[Chorus]
       F           Bb Eb  F                      Bb Eb 
And if de-elevator        tries to bring you down
F       Bb Eb F                      F  Bb  Eb 
Go crazy      (Punch a higher floor! )
[Bridge]
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[Chorus]
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If you don't like,      the world you're living in
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Take a look around you       at least you got friends
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Come on lady       for friendly word
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She picked up the phone,      dropped it on the floor
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Ah, ah       is all I heard
[Pre-Chorus]
C 
Are we gonna let the elevator
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Bring us down, oh, no let's go
[Chorus]
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Let's go crazy,     let's get nuts
F                          Bb Eb 
Look for the purple banana
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'Til they put us in the truck,       let's go
[Bridge]
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