The Nice Guy Ballad

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Wilbur Soot

Version
studio
published by
micky
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A -> La
Video
[Capo on 5]
Chords
	 
[Intro]
G F#m Em7 Cadd9
G F#m Em7 Cadd9
(You're a fucking bitch Sarah
G F#m Em7 Cadd9
I swear to god I'm gonna find you and)
G F#m
(Hey Sarah I just wanted to say sorry for my last message
Em7 Cadd9
I'm just a little angry at the moment cause y'know
G F#m Em7 Cadd9
Uhm I'm such a nice guy and you seem to only date scumbags
G F#m
I just wanted to make sure there's no hard feelings between us
Em7 Cadd9 Cmadd9 F6
Please... Please can you unblock me on MSM Messenger)
[Verse]
G G G G
G G G G
G F#m
M’lady
Em7 Cadd9
Can you hear me?
G F#m Em7 Cadd9
Please don’t block my number again
G F#m
Look, I jumped through all your hoops
Em7 Cadd9
We got off on the wrong foot
G F#m Em7 Cadd9
But I want to prove to you
G F#m Em7 Cadd9
That I’m not obsessed with sex
(The following Em7 is played with one strum)
G F#m Em7 Cadd9
[Verse]
G F#m Em7
Left on seen
Cadd9 G F#m Em7 Cadd9
Another visit to your Facebook gallery
G F#m F#m Cadd9
This time not to masturbate
G F#m Em7 Cadd9
But instead to appreciate
G F#m Em7 Cadd9
Something no man could do as well as I can
G F#m Em7 Cadd9
Something that shouldn’t be for free
G F#m Em7 Cadd9
'Cause I’m the only guy for you
G F#m Em7 Cadd9
And you’re the only girl for me
[Chorus]
Cmadd9
So why won’t you
F6
Show me your tits?
G F#m Em7 Cadd9
[Verse]
G F#m
That restraining order
Em7 Cadd9
Was a bit far
G F#m Em7 Cadd9
All I did was attach a tracker onto your car
G F#m
It’s not a felony
Em7 Cadd9
It’s not even a crime
G F#m
I just wanted to make sure
Em7 Cadd9
You weren't seeing any black guys
[Verse]
G F#m
Who am I kidding?
F#m Cadd9
A girl as pure as you
G F#m Em7 Cadd9
Would never go for a man like me
G F#m Em7 Cadd9
Because you are what reality is made of
G F#m Em7
Even the part that’s gritty
[Chorus]
Cmadd9
So why won’t you
F6
Show me your tits?
N.C.
Consensually
G F#m Em7 Cadd9
(I’m a gentleman what can I say?
G F#m Em7 Cadd9
I'm also really mentally stable)
[Verse]
G F#m
I’m gonna kill myself
Em7 Cadd9
If you don’t go out with me
G F#m
I mean, it’s a stretch
Em7 Cadd9
But blood is my dichotomy
G F#m
I mean, come on
Em7 Cadd9
I wrote you a fucking song
G F#m Em7 Cadd9
I wouldn’t have done that if you weren’t an attractive womon
G F#m
(Not… not that you’re just a woman to me.
Em7 Cadd9
I mean I'm a really sensitive guy.
G F#m Em7 Cadd9
I can... I can see below the skin)
[Chorus]
Cmadd9
So why won’t you
F6
Show me your tits?
[Outro]
G F#m Em7 Cadd9
G F#m Em7 Cadd9
G F#m Em7 Cadd9
This isn’t where it ends
G F#m
We all make our mistakes
Em7 Cadd9
And the world will keep on turning
G F#m
But it turns a lot slower
Em7 Cmadd9 F6
When you’re not around
N.C.
I’ll settle for a picture of your feet
(One strum)
G