[Intro]
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                                                       Nobody... 
[Strophe]
Bm    A                G        G 
 Nobody wants to hear a sad song 
Bm        A                  Em         G 
 So I just grit my teeth and sing along 
Bm               A                   G                 G 
 There's a choir of the coldest hearts echoin' the halls 
Bm                   A 
 So a give a little more gas to burn 
           Em           G 
And we can fast-cut now to the curtain call
[Refrain]
D               Bm          A 
 Melancholy kaleidoscope, it's high time 
G                                G               A 
 You shake things up and get the picture in your head right 
D               Bm          A 
 Melancholy kaleidoscope, it's all right 
G                               G           G      A 
 Can't be one hundred if you're only giving ninety-five
[Instrumentale]
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[Strophe]
Bm        Bm          G        G 
 I wanna hear another fast song 
Bm         A                     Em          G 
 Somethin' to tune out all these bad thoughts 
Bm            A                     G                   G 
Light a fire in the coldest hearts, fillin' up the halls 
        Bm                 A 
That’s another lit match to burn 
            Em              G 
And we can fast-cut now to the curtain call 
D or N.C. 
(We now return to our regularly scheduled program)
[Refrain]
D               Bm          A 
 Melancholy kaleidoscope, it's high time 
G                                G               A 
 You shake things up and get the picture in your head right 
D               Bm          A 
 Melancholy kaleidoscope, it's all right 
G                               G           A      A 
 Can't be one hundred if you're only giving ninety-five
[Instrumentale]
 Bm   A    G    G 

[Pont]
F#m 
   So would you please stand by 
G 
   Are we out of time? 
Bm 
   Maybe I'll feel better 
A 
   Give me forty-five 
Bm 
   Staring at the ceiling 
A 
   Choking back my feelings 
G        N.C. 
   Can't be one hundred if you're only giving ninety-five
[Refrain]
D               Bm          A 
Melancholy kaleidoscope, it's high time 
G                                G               A 
You shake things up and get the picture in your head right 
D               Bm          A 
Melancholy kaleidoscope, it's all right 
G 
Can't be one hundred (No) 
Bm                             A 
Can't be one hundred if you're only giving ninety-five
[Outro]
G    D   A                  Bm     A 
      If you're only giving ninety-five 
G    Em         G    G      Bm     A 
                Only giving ninety-five
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                                                       Nobody...