[Strophe]
            G#5 
Get on your dancing shoes 
                         C#5   E5 
There's one thing on your mind 
              G#5 
Hoping they're looking for you 
                   C#5         E5 
Sure you'll be rummaging' through
[Strophe]
        G#5 
And the shit, shock, horror 
                       C#5   E5 
You've seen your future bride 
            G#5 
Oh, but it's oh so absurd 
           C#5 
For you to say the first word 
            E5 
So you're waiting and waiting
[Pont]
G#5 F#5 C#5 B5 G#5
[Refrain]
                            G#5 F#5 C#5 B5 G#5 
The only reason that you came 
                        G#5 F#5 C#5 B5 G#5 
So what you scared for? 
                           G#5 F#5 C#5 B5 G#5 
don't you always do the same 
N/C  
It's what you there for, don't you know
[Strophe]
       G#5 
...the lights are flashing 
              C#5  E5 
Down in here tonight 
       G#5 
And some might exchange a glance 
             C#5            E5 
But keep pretending to dance
[Strophe]
              G#5  
Don't act like it's not happening 
               C#5   E5 
As if it's impolite 
         G#5 
To go and mention your name 
                   C#5 
Instead you'll just do the same 
            E5 
As they all do, and hope for the best...
[Pont]
G#5 F#5 C#5 B5 G#5
[Refrain]
                            G#5 F#5 C#5 B5 G#5 
The only reason that you came 
                        G#5 F#5 C#5 B5 G#5 
So what you scared for? 
                           G#5 F#5 C#5 B5 G#5 
don't you always do the same 
N/C  
It's what you there for, don't you know
[Solo]
|G#5|C#5|E5|
[Strophe]
              G#5  
Get on your dancing shoes 
               C#5   E5 
You sexy little swine 
         G#5 
Hoping they're looking for you 
             C#5            E5 
Sure you'll be rummaging through
[Strophe]
               G#5 G#5 G#5 G#5   
Oh and the shit, shock, horror 
               C#5     E5 
You've seen your future bride 
          G#5 
Oh, but it's oh so absurd 
                   C#5 
For you to say the first word 
             E5 
So you're waiting and waiting
[Tab]
e|-----------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------|
D|--6-6-6--4-6-----6-6-6--4-6-----6-6-6--4-6-----6-6-6--4-6--|
A|--6-6-6--4-6-----6-6-6--4-6-----6-6-6--4-6-----6-6-6--4-6--|
E|--4-4-4--2-4-----4-4-4--2-4-----4-4-4--2-4-----4-4-4--2-4--|