[Intro]
               Dm 
I'm not your friend or anything 
                                 A 
Damn, you think that you're the man 
                      A7 
I think, therefore, I am 
               Dm 
I'm not your friend or anything 
                                 A 
Damn, you think that you're the man 
                      A7 
I think, therefore, I am
[Strophe]
N.C. 
Stop! 
                               Dm 
What the hell are you talking about  
                               A 
Get my pretty name outta your mouth 
                              A7 
We are not the same with or without 
      N.C. 
Don't talk 
 Dm 
'bout me like how you might know how I feel 
Dm                                      A 
Top of the world, but your world isn't real 
                 A7 
Your world's an ideal
[Pre-Refrain]
           N.C. 
So go have fun 
  
I really couldn't care less 
  
And you can give 'em my best 
  
But just know
[Refrain]
               Dm 
I'm not your friend or anything 
                                 A 
Damn, you think that you're the man 
                      A7 
I think, therefore, I am 
               Dm 
I'm not your friend or anything 
                                 A 
Damn, you think that you're the man 
                      A7 
I think, therefore, I am
[Strophe]
Dm 
I don't want press to put your name next to mine 
  
We're on different lines so I 
 A 
Wanna be nice enough 
  
They don't call my bluff 
  
'Cause I hate to find 
Dm 
  Articles, articles, articles 
  
I'd rather you remain unremarkable 
                A 
(Got a lotta) Interviews, interviews, interviews 
  
When they say your name I just act confused
[Pre-Refrain]
             N.C. 
Did you have fun? 
  
I really couldn't care less 
  
And you can give 'em my best but, just 
  
know!
[Refrain]
               Dm 
I'm not your friend or anything 
                                 A 
Damn, you think that you're the man 
                      A7 
I think, therefore, I am 
               Dm 
I'm not your friend or anything 
                                 A 
Damn, you think that you're the man 
                      A7 
I think, therefore, I am
[Pont]
     Dm 
I'm sorry 
                             A 
I don't think I caught your name 
      Dm 
I'm sorry 
                             A 
I don't think I caught your name
[Instrumentale]
||: Dm  ||  A  ||
[Outro]
               Dm 
I'm not your friend or anything 
                                 A 
Damn, you think that you're the man 
                      A7 
I think, therefore, I am 
               Dm 
I'm not your friend or anything 
                                 A 
Damn, you think that you're the man 
                      A7 
I think, therefore, I am