[Intro]
B  F#  C#  D#m  x4
[Strophe]
B            F# 
  I took her out 
C#         D#m 
  it was a Friday night 
B          F# 
  I wore cologne 
C#           D#m 
  to get the feeling right 
B            F# 
  We started making out 
C#             D#m 
  and she took off my pants 
B            F#             C# 
  But then I turned on the TV
[Refrain]
    B 
And that's about the 
                 F# 
time she walked away from 
C# D#m        B 
me     Nobody likes you 
            F#     C# 
when you're twenty-three 
D#m             B 
  And are still more 
          F# C# 
amused by TV shows 
D#m              B 
What the hell is ADD? 
   F# 
My friends say I 
       C# 
should act my age 
D#m 
  What's my age again? 
C# 
  What's my age again?
[Post-Refrain]
B  F#  C#  D#m
[Strophe]
B            F# 
  Then later on 
C#       D#m 
  on the drive home 
B              F# 
  I called her mom 
C#       D#m 
  from a pay phone 
B          F# 
  I said I was the cops 
C#            D#m 
  And your husband's in jail 
B 
 This state looks 
F#          C# 
down on sodomy
[Refrain]
    B 
And that's about the time 
                F#    C# 
that bitch hung up on me 
D#m      B 
  Nobody likes you when 
       F#     C# 
you're twenty-three 
D#m             B 
  And are still more amused 
   F#          C# 
by prank phone calls 
D#m              B 
What the hell is caller ID? 
   F#                   C# 
My friends say I should act 
      D#m 
my age What's my age again? 
C# 
  What's my age again?
[Instrumentale]
D#m  C#  B  C#  x3
D#m  C#  B  B
[Refrain]
    C# 
And that's about the time 
            F#       C# 
she walked away from me 
D#m      B 
  Nobody likes you when 
       F#     C# 
you're twenty-three 
D#m             B 
  And you still act like 
          F# 
you're in Freshman 
C#   D#m 
year What the hell 
   B 
is wrong with me? 
   F# 
My friends say I 
       C# 
should act my age 
D#m 
  What's my age again?
[Refrain]
    C# 
And that's about the 
               F# 
time she broke up with 
C# D#m              B 
me    No one should take 
              F#     C# 
themselves so seriously 
D#m         B 
  With many years 
         F# 
ahead to fall in 
C#   D#m 
line Why would you 
     B 
wish that on me? 
  F#            C# 
I never want to act my 
   D#m 
age What's my age again? 
C# 
  What's my age again?
[Outro]
F#  C#  D#m  B  x3
F#  C#  D#m  C#  B (hold)