[Strophe]
Am 
Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, and I 
Dm                                              F 
can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words: 
Am 
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter. (yes) 
Dm                                        F                  (shh) 
"but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."
[Refrain]
Am                    F                   Dm                G 
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" 
Am             F                   Dm                              G 
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. 
Am                     F                    Dm                G 
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" 
Am             F                   Dm 
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...
[Strophe]
Am 
Oh, well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved 
Dm                               F 
Well this calls for, a toast so, pour the champagne 
Am 
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved 
Dm                            F 
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne
[Refrain]
Am                     F                    Dm                G 
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" 
Am             F                   Dm                              G 
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
[Pont]
Am   F   F 
Again...
[Refrain]
Am                     F                    Dm                G 
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" 
Am             F                   Dm                              G 
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. 
Am                     F                    Dm                G 
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" 
Am             F                    Dm                             G 
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
[Outro]
Am             F                   Dm                               Am 
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of