[Intro]
C  Am  Em  G
[Strophe]
C    Am               Em 
Vulcanize the whoopee stick 
G 
In the ham wallet  
C      Am              Em 
Cattle prod the oyster ditch 
G 
With the lap rocket  
C      Am             Em 
Batter dip the cranny ax 
G 
In the gut locker  
C    Am              Em 
Retrofit the pudding hatch...Ooh la la 
G 
With the boink swatter
[Pont]
F 
If i get you in the loop when 
F 
I make a point to be straight with you then 
C 
In lieu of the innuendo  
Em 
in the end know my intent though 
F 
I brazillian wax poetic - so unpathetically 
C             G               C 
I don't wanna beat around the bush
[Refrain]
C       Am      Em      G 
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo 
C       Am      Em      G 
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo  
C   Am              Em 
Marinate the nether rod 
G 
In the squish mitten  
C     Am               Em 
Power drill the yippee bog 
G 
With the dude piston  
C        Am              Em 
Pressure wash the quiver bone 
G 
In the bitch wrinkle  
C     Am              Em 
Cannonball the fiddle cove...Ooh la la 
G 
With the pork steeple
[Pont]
F 
If i get you in the loop when 
F 
I make a point to be straight with you then 
C 
In lieu of the innuendo  
Em 
in the end know my intent though 
F 
I brazillian wax poetic - so unpathetically 
C             G               C 
I don't wanna beat around the bush
[Refrain]
C       Am      Em      G 
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo 
C       Am      Em      G 
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
[Outro]
C 
Put the you know what  
Am 
in the you know where 
Em 
Put the you know what  
G 
in the you know where 
C 
Put the you know what  
Am 
in the you know where 
Em 
Put the you know what  
G 
in the you know where 
C 
Pronto