[Intro]
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B|-----------------------------------------------------------|
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D|-11-x-11--11-11-9-9-x-9--9-9-9-7-x-7---7-7-9-6-x-6--6-6-9--|  x2
A|-11-x-11--11-11-9-7-x-7--7-7-9-7-x-7---7-7-9-6-x-6--6-6-9--|
E|--9-x--9---9--9-7---x--------7-5-x-5---5-5-7-4-x-4--4-4-7--|
[Strophe]
            C#5                  E2 
Dear Chasey Lian, I wrote to explain 
                  A5   G#5 
I'm your biggest fan 
                 C#5                   E2 
I just wanted to ask, could I eat your ass 
                           A5   G#5 
Write back ass soon as you can
[Refrain]
        C#5 
You've had a lot of dick  
 E2 
(Had a lot of dick) 
      A5 
I've had a lot of time 
 G#5 
(Had a lot of time) 
        C#5                    (stop) 
You've had a lot of dick Chasey 
                        
But you ain't had mine
[Riff]
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D|-11-x-11--11-11-9-6--|
A|-11-x-11--11-11-9-6--|
E|--9-x--9---9--9-7-4--|
[Strophe]
  
Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to complain 
 
You never wrote me back 
 
How could I ever eat, your ass when ya treat 
 
Your biggest fan like that
[Refrain]
        C#5 
You've had a lot of dick  
 E2 
(Had a lot of dick) 
      A5 
I've had a lot of time 
 G#5 
(Had a lot of time) 
        C#5                    (stop) 
You've had a lot of dick Chasey 
                       
But you ain't had mine
[Strophe]
  
Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to constrain 
 
This letter is my last 
 
As your biggest fan, I must demand 
 
You let me eat your ass
[Refrain]
        C#5 
You've had a lot of dick  
 E2 
(Had a lot of dick) 
      A5 
I've had a lot of time 
 G#5 
(Had a lot of time) 
        C#5                    (stop) 
You've had a lot of dick Chasey 
                       
But you ain't had mine
[Outro]
     B5 
P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey 
       C#5 
Chasey this is my mom and dad 
                  E5 
Now show em them titties 
                  B5       F#5(stop) 
Now show em them titties 
     B5 
P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey 
       C#5 
Chasey this is my mom and dad 
                  E5 
Now show em them titties 
                  B5       F#5(stop) 
Now show em them titties 
                             (intro) 
Would you fuck me for blow?