The Chicken

	 
[Intro]
N.C. 
Hi, so I'm gonna do one more song. 
N.C. 
I know the last song seemed like it should have been the last song, but this is actually the last song. 
N.C. 
I just wanna say thank you for watching if you watched this. I appreciate it. I really do. 
 
And thank you, yeah. I hope you enjoyed it.  
N.C. 
This is a song about a chicken.
[Instrumentale]
E F#sus2 C#m G#7 (x4)
 
A6 B6 C#m7 Badd9 G#7 (x2)
 
A6 Am
[Strophe]
    E             F#m             C#m    G#m7/D# 
The chicken wakes up like she does every morning 
E            F#m        C#m         G#m7/D# 
To the sounds of her husband's screams 
E          F#m             C#m        G#m7/D# 
Sat in the dark on the eggs she is warming 
E      F#m         C#m      G#m7/D# 
She closes her eyes and dreams of 
A6                    B6 
Walking to Memphis, becoming a dentist 
C#m Badd9 G#7 A6 
Anything but this 
                                B6 
I mean, shе likes her life as a mothеr and wife 
    C#m  Badd9  G#7 A6 
But is that all she is? 
                   Am 
She stares out the window
[Strophe]
    Emaj7     F#m9            C#m    Emaj9/G# 
The very next morning, the chicken decides to 
Emaj7      F#m9             C#m7   Emaj9/G# 
Make her escape, get a taste of freedom 
    Emaj7        F#m9              C#m7       Emaj9/G# 
She runs out the coop that her life's been confined to 
Emaj7    F#m9                  C#m7 Emaj9/G# 
Suddenly sees the things she’s only dreamed of 
A6                     B6 
Just up ahead, gophers run through a meadow 
C#m Badd9   G#7  A6 
Deer graze, birds sing 
                            B6 
Her future is waiting right there for the taking
[Pont]
C#m  Badd9   G#7 A6                      Am              E 
There's just one thing, the chicken must first cross the road 
   G#7  C#m 
The road
[Strophe]
             Badd4           Aadd#11 
A sea of trees and green and moss 
                 F#m   Eadd9     G#7  C#m 
Waiting just across the road, the road 
      B                Aadd9                 Am 
A life of brighter days, a width of road away 
    E         F#m9           C#m     G#m7/D# 
The road is gigantic, the chicken is little 
E          F#m9                   C#m      G#m7/D# 
She moves ahead, left, right, left, right, left, right 
E          F#m9            C#m     G#m7/D# 
All of the sudden she stops in the middle 
E         F#m9           C#m G#m7/D# 
Frozen in place by a pair of headlights 
     A6                  B6 
It's anyone's guess what then happened next 
   C#m  Badd9  G#7 A6 
But most think she died 
                          B6                   C#m Badd9 G#7 A6 
But I think we ought to believe that she got to the other side 
                  Am 
So that's why she did it