strum twice = **
strum 3 times = ***
[Intro]
Cmaj7 Gmaj7 Bm7 Gmaj7
[Strophe]
                          Cmaj7 
She's always asking 'Am I alright?' 
                        Gmaj7 
As if auspicious or in my pint 
                       Bm7 
I find the answer or a good night 
                             Gmaj7 
Thank god the time is short 
                           Cmaj7 
And yes you always do that one thing 
                        Gmaj7 
When you wrinkle up the nose bridge 
                              Bm7 
I'm trying to figure out what that meant 
                     Gmaj7 
I took it as a taunt
[Refrain]
                             Cmaj7 
Remember way back then in school 
       Gmaj7 
Oh did anybody ever say no to you 
        Bm7                                Gmaj7*** 
Oh did anybody ever say no to you, woah-oh 
                         Cmaj7 
I don't think I have a clue 
              Gmaj7 
Cause oh did anybody ever say no to you 
        Bm7                               Gmaj7*** 
Oh did anybody ever say no to you, woah-oh
[Strophe]
                                  Cmaj7 
You're always trying to leave the table 
                        Gmaj7 
Phone calls, toilet breaks, unstable 
                           Bm7 
And don't you think we can all tell 
               Gmaj7** 
You're insecure, you're insecure 
                           Cmaj7 
I guess I always do that one thing 
                         Gmaj7 
When I get too drunk and jump in 
                              Bm7 
To figure out what makes your brain tick 
              Gmaj7** 
I'm a listener, I'm a listener
[Refrain]
                             Cmaj7 
Remember way back then in school 
       Gmaj7 
Oh did anybody ever say no to you 
        Bm7                               Gmaj7*** 
Oh did anybody ever say no to you, woah-oh 
                       Cmaj7 
I don't think I have a clue 
             Gmaj7 
Cause oh did anybody ever say no to you 
        Bm7                               Gmaj7*** 
Oh did anybody ever say no to you, woah-oh 
       Cmaj7 Gmaj7 
Woo! 
                Bm7 Gmaj7   Cmaj7 Gmaj7 
I don't think so 
                       Bm7 Gmaj7 
Cause I don't think so
[Outro]
                          Cmaj7 
Forget the number for the cab call 
                          Gmaj7 
As you're dashing out the front door 
                              Bm7 
You claim to try to dodge the catcalls 
                           Gmaj7 
Thank god the time is short 
                           Cmaj7 
And yes you always do that one thing 
                                    Gmaj7 
'Cause when you throw and drench me under, your drink 
               Bm7 
I'm trying to figure out what that means 
N.C. 
I took it as a taunt