[Intro]
Woo! 
 G  D  Em  Am  C   (x2)
[Strophe]
G 
  Said I'd understand when I'm older 
D 
  Said I'd understand the things they'd do 
Em 
  Falls asleep on the shoulder in the breakroom 
Am                        C 
  She falls asleep on the shoulder in the breakroom 
G 
  She said she'd been inside for too long 
D         N.C. 
  Well no shit, could you tell us something new? 
Em 
  You can tell he's lying cause his lips move 
Am                  C 
  You can tell he's lying cause his lips move
[Strophe]
G 
  It must nice to be the reason 
D 
  His work it ain't so bleak 
Em 
  That must be what motivates you 
Am          C 
  That must be what motivates you 
G 
  All he needs is to see you smiling 
D 
  And well you light up his whole week 
Em 
  Imaginе the kinda things he'd do to you 
Am         C 
  If therе weren't so many cameras 
C ~                         C ~                C * 
  And you're keeping a dark secret, but you're talking in your sleep
[Instrumentale]
G  D  Em  Am C
[Strophe]
G 
  Totally banned from the kitchen 
D 
  Citing workplace health concerns 
Em 
  But they wouldn't tip you if it healed you 
Am                 C 
  No they wouldn't tip you if it healed you 
G 
  She says the country's sweating out a fever 
D 
  A fever born by what you do 
Em 
  And what kind of pressure do they put on you? 
Am             C 
  What kind of pressure do they put on you?
[Strophe]
G ~                      D ~ 
  At least she's waiting for you 
                             Em ~ 
  Glass of wine after a long day 
  
  She'll dry your eyes on serviette 
Am ~       C ~ 
  Dry your eyes on serviette  
G ~ 
  Fall asleep in her dad's Ford Mondeo 
D ~ 
  That she stole from him yesterday 
Em ~ 
  You look so cute when you're so angry 
Am ~           C ~ 
  If I'm going down you're coming with me 
G ~ 
  And you think that it gets better 
Em ~ 
  Just you wait until next week 
C ~                     C ~                C * 
  You're keeping a dark secret, but you're talking in your sleep
[Outro]
G  D  Em  Am C  (x4)
 
Gm  F#m  F  Em  D#m      G *