[Intro]
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[Strophe]
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I've had a largemouth bass bust my line 
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A couple of beautiful girls tell me goodbye 
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Trucks break down, dogs run off 
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Politicians lie, gettin' fired by the boss
[Strophe]
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It takes one hand to count the things I can count on 
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There ain't much that ain't ever let me down
[Refrain]
D                      G                D 
But longneck ice cold beer never broke my heart 
D                                        A 
Like diamond rings and football teams have torn this boy apart 
D                                          G              D 
Like a neon dream it just dawned on me, that bars and this guitar 
D                     A                 D 
And longneck ice cold beer never broke my heart 
D            D
[Strophe]
D                      D 
Now she was a Carolina blue jean baby 
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Fire in her eyes that drove me crazy 
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Red tail lights when she left town 
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I didn't know then, I sure do now
[Refrain]
D                      G                D 
That longneck ice cold beer never broke my heart 
D                                        A 
Like diamond rings and football teams have torn this boy apart 
D                                          G              D 
Like a neon dream it just dawned on me, that bars and this guitar 
D                     A                 D 
And longneck ice cold beer never broke my heart
[Solo]
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[Strophe]
D                     D 
Now I got one hand to count the things I can count on 
D                            D 
But I got one hand, that's gripping down on a cold one
[Refrain]
D                       G                D 
Cause longneck ice cold beer never broke my heart 
D                                        A 
Like diamond rings and football teams have torn this boy apart 
D                                          G              D 
Like a neon dream it just dawned on me, that bars and this guitar 
D                     A                 D 
And longneck ice cold beer never broke my heart
[Outro]
D              D 
It never broke my heart 
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