[Strophe]
        D 
Sunday morning man 
    G                 D   G 
She woke up fightin' mad 
             D              G 
Bitchin' and moanin' on and on 
                 D   G 
'Bout the time I had 
       D 
And by Tuesday you could say 
G                     D    G 
That girl was good as gone 
          D                G               D   G 
Then when Thursday came around I was all alone 
      A 
So I went for a drive to clear my mind 
       G 
Ended up at a Shell on I-65
[Refrain]
       D                        G 
Then I won a hundred bucks on a scratch-off ticket 
         D                  Bm              G 
I bought two 12-packs and a tank of gas with it 
    D                          G 
She swore they were a waste of time 
                  A 
Oh, but she was wrong 
      D                       G 
I was caller number five on a radio station 
           D           Bm       G 
Won a four day 3 night beach vacation 
    D              G                    A 
Deep sea senorita fishing down in Panama 
                  G                Bm                A 
And I ain't gotta see my Ex-future-mother-in-law anymore 
                          D     G 
Oh lord, when it rains it pours 
D G
[Strophe]
            D                  G            D   G 
Now she was sure real quick to up and apologise 
           D                     G 
When she heard about my newfound luck 
            D   G 
On that FM dial 
           D 
And it's crazy how lately now 
   G                     D     G 
It just seems to come in waves 
       D                        G 
What I thought was gonna be the death of me 
               D    G 
Was my saving grace 
            A 
It's got me thinking that her leaving 
       G 
Is the only logical reason
[Refrain]
              D                  G 
That I got the last spot in the Hooters' parking lot 
            D                          Bm             G 
And the waitress left her number on my check with a heart 
    D                       G                      A 
She picked up on the first ring when I gave her a call 
           D                       G 
And I only spent five bucks at the Moose Club raffle 
      D                  Bm          G 
Won a used 4-wheeler and three free passes 
    D                  G                          A 
For me and two of my buddies to play a round of golf 
                  G                Bm                A 
And i ain't gotta see my Ex-future-mother-in-law anymore 
                          D    G 
Oh Lord, when it rains it pours 
                 D     G 
When it rains it pours
[Pont]
               A                Bm 
Well I've been on one hell of a redneck roll 
    G 
For three weeks now 
           A              Bm                  G 
And it all started on the day that she walked out
[Refrain]
       D                        G 
Then I won a hundred bucks on a scratch-off ticket 
       D                  Bm              G 
Bought two 12-packs and a tank of gas with it 
     D                         G 
She swore they were a waste of time 
                  A 
Oh, but she was wrong 
          D                       G 
And I was caller number five on a radio station 
          D            Bm        G 
Won a four day 3 night beach vacation 
    D              G                  A 
Deep sea senorita fishing down in Panama 
                  G                Bm                A 
And I ain't gotta see my Ex-future-mother-in-law anymore 
                         D     G    D    G 
oh lord when it rains it pours 
                 D     G    D 
when it rains it pours