[Intro]
C# C7 F7 G11 F5
[Strophe]
Bb                 Eb 
Teenage angst has paid off well 
F                 Eb 
Now I'm bored and old 
Bb                Eb 
Self-appointed judges judge 
F                  Eb 
More than they have sold
[Strophe]
Bb                  Eb 
If she floats than she is not 
F                   Eb 
A witch like we had thought 
Bb              Eb 
A down payment on another 
F              Eb 
One at salem's lot
[Refrain]
Ab           C5              Ab 
   Serve the servants - Oh no 
          C5              Ab 
Serve the servants - Oh no 
          C5              Ab 
Serve the servants - Oh no 
          C5 
Serve the servants 
      F          Gb              C/G 
That legendary divorce is such a bore
[Strophe]
Bb                 Eb 
As my bones grew they did hurt 
F                Eb 
They hurt really bad 
Bb               Eb 
I tried hard to have a father 
F               Eb 
But instead I had a dad
[Strophe]
Bb                    Eb 
I just want you to know that I 
F               Eb 
Don't hate you anymore 
Bb                  Eb 
There is nothing I could say 
F                     Eb 
That I haven't thought before
[Refrain]
Ab           C5              Ab 
   Serve the servants - Oh no 
          C5              Ab 
Serve the servants - Oh no 
          C5              Ab 
Serve the servants - Oh no 
          C5 
Serve the servants 
      F          Gb              C/G 
That legendary divorce is such a bore
[Solo]
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[Refrain]
Ab           C5              Ab 
   Serve the servants - Oh no 
          C5              Ab 
Serve the servants - Oh no 
          C5              Ab 
Serve the servants - Oh no 
          C5              Ab 
Serve the servants - Oh no 
          C5              Ab 
Serve the servants - Oh no 
          C5              Ab 
Serve the servants - Oh no 
          C5 
Serve the servants 
      F          Gb              C/G 
That legendary divorce is such a bore