[Intro]
A  E7  A      E7  A  D  A Asus4 A  D         A  E7
[Strophe]
        A                   E7               A 
Well my name is a number, a piece of plastic film. 
                              E7            A 
And I grow tiny flowers in my little window sill. 
          D                         A Asus4 A 
Don't you know I'm the two thousand man? 
       D                          A           E7 
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all.
[Strophe]
          A                         E7        A 
Though my wife still respects me, I really misuse her. 
                             E7        A 
I am having an affair with a Random computer. 
          D                         A Asus4 A 
Don't you know I'm the two thousand man? 
       D                          A           E7 
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all.
[Refrain]
A    D  A   E             D  A       D  A   E             A 
  Oh Daddy, proud of your planet. Oh Mommy, proud of your sun. 
A    D  A   E             D   A      D  A   E             A 
  Oh Daddy, proud of your planet. Oh Mommy, proud of your sun.
[Pont]
D 
Oh Daddy, is your brain still flashing, 
B7 
Like it did when you were young? 
A 
Or did you come down crashing, 
E7             B            E 
Seeing all the things you'd done? 
E7        B       E 
All was a big put–on.
[Refrain]
A    D  A   E             D  A       D  A   E             A 
  Oh Daddy, proud of your planet. Oh Mommy, proud of your sun. 
A    D  A   E             D   A      D  A   E             A 
  Oh Daddy, proud of your planet. Oh Mommy, proud of your sun.
[Instrumentale]
E
[Refrain]
A    D  A   E             D  A       D  A   E             A 
  Oh Daddy, proud of your planet. Oh Mommy, proud of your sun. 
A    D  A   E             D   A      D  A   E             A 
  Oh Daddy, proud of your planet. Oh Mommy, proud of your sun.
[Strophe]
        D                            A Asus4 A 
And you know you're the two thousand man? 
         D                          A            E7 
And your kids, they just don't understand you at all.
[Outro]
A   D   E7   A