[Riff]
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D|-----9-7-6-----7-6-------9-7-6-0-0-0-0-|x2
A|-5h7-------7p5-----5-9p7---------------|
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[Verse]
 
Sit around and watch the tube, but nothing's on

I change the channels for an hour or two

Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit

I'm sick of all the same old shit

In a house with unlocked doors
                D5 
And I'm fucking lazy
[Chorus]
B5      A5      E5       B5 
Bite my lip and close my eyes
         A5     E5     B5 
Take me away to paradise
            A5        E5    B5 
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
                 A5       E5 
And I smell like shit
[Verse]
 
Peel me off this Velcro seat and get me moving
 
I sure as hell can't do it by myself
 
I'm feeling like a dog in heat
 
Barred indoors from the summer street
 
I locked the door to my own cell
               D5 
And I lost the key
[Chorus]
B5      A5      E5       B5 
Bite my lip and close my eyes
         A5     E5     B5 
Take me away to paradise
            A5        E5    B5 
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
                 A5       E5 
And I smell like shit
[Bridge]
E5       D5 
I got no motivation
E5          D5 
Where is my motivation?
E5              D5 
No time for the motivation
E5         D5   B5 
Smoking my inspiration
[Bridge]
[B5 - B5 - A5 - E5 A5]X3
[Verse]

Sit around and watch the phone, but no one's calling

Call me pathetic, call me what you will

My mother says to get a job

But she don't like the one she's got

When masturbation's lost its fun
               D5 
You're fucking lonely
[Chorus]
B5      A5      E5       B5 
Bite my lip and close my eyes
        A5      E5 
Take me away to paradise
B5          A5 
I'm so damn bored
    E5    B5 
I'm going blind
          A5   E5 
And loneliness has to suffice
B5      A5      E5       B5 
Bite my lip and close my eyes
                A5     E5 
I was slipping away to paradise
B5         A5      E5      B5 
Some say, "Quit or I'll go blind."
                A5     E5 
But it's just a myth 
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