[Ritornello]
G                  D         C 
Today I don't feel like doing anything 
G            D        C 
I just wanna lay in my bed 
G                       D 
Don't feel like picking up my phone 
C 
So leave a message at the tone 
G                       B7        C 
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
[Versetto]
              G                   D 
Uh, I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan 
C 
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants 
G              D          C 
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't, nah 
        G                           D 
I'll be loungin' on the couch, just chillin' in my snuggie 
C 
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie 
      G            D              C 
Cause in my castle I'm the freakin man
[Pre-Ritornello]
       Am 
Oh oh, yes I said it 
Bm 
I said it 
C                 D 
I said it cause I can
[Versetto]
G                  D         C 
Today I don't feel like doing anything 
G            D        C 
I just wanna lay in my bed 
G                       D 
Don't feel like picking up my phone 
C 
So leave a message at the tone 
G                       B7 
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything 
C 
Nothing at all 
G       D 
Ooh hoo ooh hoo 
C 
Hoo ooh ooh, nothing at all 
G       D 
Ooh hoo ooh hoo 
C 
Hoo ooh ooh
[Versetto]
G                           D 
Tomorrow I wake up, do some P90X 
C 
With a really nice girl have some really nice sex 
G                      D              C 
And she's gonna scream out, "this is great" (Oh my god, this is great) 
G                              D 
I might mess around and get my college degree 
C 
I bet my old man will be so proud of me 
G                   D           C 
I'm sorry pops, you just have to wait
[Pre-Ritornello]
       Am 
Oh oh, yes I said it 
Bm 
I said it 
C                 D 
I said it cause I can
[Ritornello]
G                  D         C 
Today I don't feel like doing anything 
G            D        C 
I just wanna lay in my bed 
G                       D 
Don't feel like picking up my phone 
C 
So leave a message at the tone 
G                       B7       C 
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
[Ponte]
      Am                 D 
No, I ain't gonna comb my hair 
        Em 
Cause I ain't going anywhere 
Am          D          Em 
No no no no no no no no nooo 
          Am                  D 
I'll just strut in my birthday suit 
    Em 
And let everything hang loose 
Am                  D                   Em 
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahhh
[Ritornello]
     G                  D         C 
Ohh, today I don't feel like doing anything 
G            D        C 
I just wanna lay in my bed 
G                       D 
Don't feel like picking up my phone 
C 
So leave a message at the tone 
G                       B7 
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything 
 C 
Nothing at all 
G       D 
Ooh hoo ooh hoo 
C 
Hoo ooh ooh, nothing at all 
G       D 
Ooh hoo ooh hoo 
C 
Hoo ooh ooh 
           G 
Nothing at all