[Intro]
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[Verse]
                D   A         E 
Well you should see Polythene Pam 
         D                    A            E 
She's so good-looking but she looks like a man 
                G                              B7 * 
Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag 
               C   D         E 
Yes you should see Polythene Pam 
C    D    E 
Yeah yeah yeah
[Intro]
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[Verse]
      D              A             E 
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt 
      D                        A              E 
She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt 
          G                              B7 * 
She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" 
              C             D          E 
Yes you could say she was attractively built 
C    D    E 
Yeah yeah yeah
[Intro]
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[Solo]
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[Bridge]
   E     E/D     E/C#     E/B      [ A                                 D ] 
                     Oh, look out!   (She came in through the bathroom window ...)