[Estrofa]
E                       Esus4 
Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park 
              E               Esus4     E 
Shaves in the dark, trying to save pa - per 
B7                          B7   C7   C#7   D7 
Sleeps in a hole in the road 
D7                              D7   C#7   C7   B7 
Saving up to buy his new clothes 
B7 
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose.
[Estribillo]
       E        C   B7          E        C   B7 
Such a mean old man...   Such a mean old man
[Estrofa]
E                    Esus4 
His sister Pam works in a shop 
          E             Esus4     E 
She never stops she's a go - ge - tter 
B7                                B7   C7   C#7   D7 
Takes him out to look at the Queen 
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Only place that he's ever been 
B7 
Always shouts out something obscene
[Estribillo]
       E         C   B7   E         C   B7
Such a dirty old man...   Dirty old man